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Oh My Gods! © 2002-2008 Shivian Montar Balaris, some rights reserved
Wow!
Brilliant!!
I had a girl I used to work with ask me that once. Strongly believed in no sex before marriage, but wanted to know astrologically...so it was really hard not to laugh in her face!
lmao
That's who Vera should date! It'd be hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.
Not true. I'm partnered with
Not true. I'm partnered with a Virgo, and have been for nearly three years. Virgos have plenty of sex. Just apparently not with their partners. Although I hear he's supposed to be really good in bed... and that's why I'm dropping #5.
PaganBear
Author of the Stumbling Block
Killing Creation for the Love of Creator?
http://www.thes...
The responsible answer
Vera should tell her that yes, it's exactly what being a Virgo should do. Protect the future generation from the offspring of this person.
with you all the way on that
with you all the way on that one
From a wild weird clime, that lieth, sublime,
Out of SPACE — out of TIME. -Edgar Allan Poe (dream-land)
Based on my experience, I'm
Based on my experience, I'm going to have to call that to vote, second it, and write it into the books. Dear virgins of the world, thanks for NOTHING!
PaganBear
Author of the Stumbling Block
Killing Creation for the Love of Creator?
http://www.thes...
Virgos
My mom is a virgo she is a neat-nick its very scary. Meanwhile my 12 yr old bro is also a virgo and he has a short fuse when it comes to temper
I never get why people are scared of me.
im a virgo its stopped being
im a virgo its stopped being funny being the virgin virgo... and i have one thing to say... Scorpios get all the fun
If only that were true..
I'm a scorpio, and in my second year of college. I have yet to have had so much as an innocent date. Boy I wish I matched scorpios always really did get to have fun.
im sorry mate but that
im sorry mate but that well... is just too funny. it made my day and now i feel bad
Not all fun and games...
Not always. I'm a Scorp, I've had boyfriends (one at a time...), I'm still a virgin and am quite intimidated by that kind of intimacy...
I love being a Scorp, though. When someone finds out, it's either...
*leans in, raises eyebrow* "Oh, really?"
OR
*leans back, averting their gaze nervously* "O-oh really...?"
"As She drifts through our lives, tossing coins into the air..."
The good life of a scorpio
Being a Scorpio myself I envy all the Virgos out there, relationships are so much harder to manage when the pants come off, and then if it doesn't end up working its a lot harder to break up with someone.
sign language
My roommate is a virgo. He's a virgin. I am a scorpio. I am not.
But what one might miss from this simple surface scan is why both of us are that way.
In his case, it's not for lack of opportunity. He's had his chances. Several times. He's just not ready and that's fine. Because Virgos are perfectionists and apparently noone is good enough (personal ranty)
In my case, I was a virgin until the age of 21. Because I really had no opportunities. I'm too smart to get roped into sex on the first date, and not desperate or horny enough to have sex with everybody I meet. So most of the time it all goes kerplewy.
The thing is, scorpios aren't really sex hounds and Virgos aren't really pure. My roommate has a very dirty sense of humor. He just doesn't have sex. And in the case of scorpios, it's more that we understand sex and its mysteries better than most, so it only sounds like we have sex all the time.
When I was 19 I had a friend ask me if I was a virgin, explaining "I can usually tell, and I'm always right. But I can't tell with you." I just smiled at him.
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May love, darkness and kittens follow you wherever you go. Mau!
Not really virgo...Our lives are a huge lie
Our whole lives have been a lie! The people who created astrology didn't take into account that the stars shift over thousands of years, because of Precession. So the zodic signs were basically set in stone. Back then, the North Star was in Draco. So everyone's zodic sign is wrong. It's really the one before it. So Virgos are really Leos and Stan is really a Libra.
NOO!!
It can't be...Stan wouldn't be Stan if that were true...lol :D
Blessed be,
Willow
yeah
It's true...he wouldn't..That is highly depressing
so then....
does that mean i'm really a cancer?
Wow that just answered a
Wow that just answered a whole lot of questions! Ive never been much of an outgoing aries so since my birthday is on april 18 the very end of aries I always thought that i would be kind of taurus but i dont fit in there either but i just read a thing on pisces and i finnaly found a match yay! so now im pisces with a hint of aries
virgo
I'm a virgo... I stayed virginal for a while... but now it just means that, whatever I do, I have to do it JUST RIGHT... :P LOL!
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Pax vobiscum, mea familia
Numerology is like bingo - amusing and largely pointless.
Oh My Gods for the wynn. ^_^
Hey
I'm the typical "Virgin Virgo", but I'm also asexual, so that' kind of not fair...
Sanity is just insanity on break.
not all virgos....
my bf is a virgo but i swear he has the drive of a scorpio XD
Updates...
"For this ritual, you must make a virgo sacrifice..."
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So this is what happens when demented people play with powerful toys.