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sister_dark's picture

Hrm...

Submitted by sister_dark on Fri, 2008/01/04 - 3:55am.

Could me dangerous...!

.:'In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen. Not Dark but beautiful and as terrible as the Dawn. Trecherous as the sea, stronger than the foundations of the Earth. All shall love me and despair!:.

PaganBear's picture

I've used that excuse

Submitted by PaganBear on Fri, 2008/01/04 - 4:25am.

I've used that excuse countless times, but it never works. Nobody ever believes me. Mostly because I don't know anybody who really HAS a Jewish mother. I should probably substitute "Jewish" with "undead evil"

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Strawberry_11's picture

You can always use Italian

Submitted by Strawberry_11 on Fri, 2008/01/04 - 7:39am.

You can always use Italian instead of Jewish. We Italians love food and feeding people who are "too skinny" is something we do a lot.

demariea_the_midget's picture

Or Irish

Submitted by demariea_the_midget on Fri, 2008/01/04 - 8:26am.

You get fed till you burst because skinny people don't last long in our weather. Have you ever seen people sunbathing at bloody 11'c?! well it happens here, thats a heatwave....

dallas7's picture

Or the Ancestors

Submitted by dallas7 on Fri, 2008/01/04 - 11:50am.

The disir (dees; dises) always influence my eating habits.

Then there's always the Valkyries. Can't have any underfed Einherjar loafing about!
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There is no spoon.

Ikaros's picture

-_-

Submitted by Ikaros on Fri, 2008/01/04 - 4:14pm.

-_- I know... I'm "skinny"... and I'm Italian...

Tigerwren's picture

or German

Submitted by Tigerwren on Fri, 2008/01/04 - 6:02pm.

Have you seen the way Germans eat? Wurst (a good one is lined in fat), truffles, cheese, Black forrest cake, german beer has the most calories, flaky german pastry. My great grandma grandma Hazel was an expert candy maker. I love my German side.

RevCoyote's picture

Now your making me home sick

Submitted by RevCoyote on Fri, 2008/01/04 - 9:30pm.

I was raised in Milwaukee, WI. which has a large German heritage. I would kill for stollen right now.

sister_dark's picture

-nods-

Submitted by sister_dark on Fri, 2008/01/04 - 5:53pm.

Could work!

.:'In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen. Not Dark but beautiful and as terrible as the Dawn. Trecherous as the sea, stronger than the foundations of the Earth. All shall love me and despair!:.

sister_dark's picture

-nods-

Submitted by sister_dark on Fri, 2008/01/04 - 5:54pm.

Could work!

.:'In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen. Not Dark but beautiful and as terrible as the Dawn. Trecherous as the sea, stronger than the foundations of the Earth. All shall love me and despair!:.

sister_dark's picture

-Nods-

Submitted by sister_dark on Fri, 2008/01/04 - 5:56pm.

Could work!!

.:'In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen. Not Dark but beautiful and as terrible as the Dawn. Trecherous as the sea, stronger than the foundations of the Earth. All shall love me and despair!:.

zoe.nadja's picture

Ooo

Submitted by zoe.nadja on Fri, 2008/01/04 - 7:41am.

Sounds like my grandmothers. Oh, Jewish grandmothers.

Amilianna's picture

Or Russian...

Submitted by Amilianna on Fri, 2008/01/04 - 11:32am.

My best friend is Russian, doesn't even have kids yet, and does this all the time. "You hungry? I feed you. Not hungry? Okay, I make you sandwich!"

*~*
"Does bouncing count?" - Silk, The Magician's Gambit by David Eddings

Willow's picture

lol

Submitted by Willow on Sun, 2009/11/22 - 7:31pm.

I have an aunt like that. I'm pretty sure she's french. It's like "Do you want some food?" "No, thank you." "Here eat the food on this plate I'm giving you"

Blessed be,

Willow

demariea_the_midget's picture

whatever happened to tina

Submitted by demariea_the_midget on Fri, 2008/01/04 - 2:30pm.

whatever happened to tina and larry?........

crazycandace's picture

tisk tisk

Submitted by crazycandace on Fri, 2008/01/04 - 9:32pm.

Thats what you get for being so skinny.

I never get why people are scared of me.

SilverWolf's picture

I've never used that excuse.

Submitted by SilverWolf on Fri, 2008/01/04 - 9:38pm.

I've never used that excuse. I've always been very forth coming about why I ate a whole thing, cause I was hungry!

Neth's picture

Eating

Submitted by Neth on Fri, 2008/01/04 - 11:40pm.

I've never been thin enough to even consider an excuse like needing meat on my bones.
But I do have an eating excuse: I'm the family's official Starving College Student, and am therefore an opportunistic feeder.

If you don't think I'm crazy, you either don't know me very well or you're my therapist.

chafalcar's picture

Just so long as he doesn't

Submitted by chafalcar on Sat, 2008/01/05 - 1:03am.

Just so long as he doesn't follow the path of one of the previous boyfriends. Deep fried sodas and deep fried chocolate bars aren't healthy.

demariea_the_midget's picture

but their just so good!

Submitted by demariea_the_midget on Sun, 2008/01/06 - 2:39pm.

but their just so good! mmmmmmmm all that greasy goodness....

Tigerwren's picture

You mean...

Submitted by Tigerwren on Sun, 2008/01/06 - 6:06pm.

"deep fried" like a layer of cake around it, right? A twinkie with a milky way inside would be so good right now.

...And if you see God, tell him it's still his turn to buy the next round...

demariea_the_midget's picture

no, he means deep-fried soda.

Submitted by demariea_the_midget on Sat, 2008/01/12 - 8:05pm.

its from the strip a while back, sounds wrong. it looked like a battered fish with a straw in it.....