This strip is rated PG-13 – for occasionally containing strong language (which may be unsuitable for children); neopagan, magickal, and / or witchcraft topics (which may be unsuitable for fundamentalist christians), and the truth about the origin of wicca (which may be unsuitable for wiccans).

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At least.........
they aren't calling the "INFERNAL PENGUIN OF DOOM"
thats the best i can do with no sleep sorry. lol.
"A deity dude less than those iced farewell demons joked up at a juvenile head deli."
I was thinking more along
I was thinking more along the lines of, "Hail to the Guardians of the Watchtowers of the Element of Pudding! ALL HAIL GRIMACE!" You know, from McDonaldland? Aw screw it... I'm not that funny either.
Although today I had to vote Chthulu on the survey, because Tonya Harding's a bad-ass bitch, but she doesn't have enough knee-capping sticks, frankly.
PaganBear
Author of the Stumbling Block
Killing Creation for the Love of Creator?
http://www.thes...
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...that, and Cthulhu doesn't have knees...
True, but wasn't sure what
True, but wasn't sure what else to call 'em... dreadlocks? Glorpknox? Tonya Harding doesn't have enough Snibblesticks... yeah, that's it.
PaganBear
Author of the Stumbling Block
Killing Creation for the Love of Creator?
http://www.thes...
i have to say . . .
pronunciation is key, people! like oh my gods i cant tell you how many great incantations have gone wrong because of bad pronunciation.
-->He is YOUR god, they are YOUR rules, YOU burn in hell!<--
Do you guys get Kath and Kim over there?
Aussie comedy show. There is this one bit where kim says to Kath, '...I want to be effluent mum!...' Kath says, 'Oh but you ARE effluent dear...' She got affluent confused with effluent... Yeah okay you get it...
.:'In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen. Not Dark but beautiful and as terrible as the Dawn. Trecherous as the sea, stronger than the foundations of the Earth. All shall love me and despair!:.
Not to my taste
I would rather invoke the elephant oh surprise....
Holy Crap...
Never expected this. Thanks Shivian for enjoying my mis-spoken call so much that you made it immortal. Lol
Lol
I was thinking "didn't one of the fans say that in a comment...?" So glad I'm not imagining things!
Peanuts, I say!
I AM the great elephant of which you speak...WORSHIP ME!!!THROW ME PEANUTS!!!
Mmm, peanuts...
So anyway, yeah, I'm the elephant of fire, i spit flames out of my trunk and i will trample all mortals beneath my great feet!!!
I'm not trying to be funny...I'm actually serious
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My karma ran over my dogma
Where's my medication, damnit
Wow, who'd have thought four hours in a car could have done THAT to me...
My karma ran over my dogma