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December 15th, 2007

madam.martini's picture

Wow... tight grip!

I wonder if the secret handshake of the Fishies is a "dead fish" handshake. :P

SangreReina's picture

Vera

Ok...my friend Louise is here (she's the satanist) and she DEMANDS that I write something about her, so here I am...Anyhoo, how is everyone? Shivian, good idea making a poll about Vera, if everyone votes "needs a girlfriend", will u give her one??? PLEEEEEZ??? I mean, look at how many of Stans boyfriends died before vincent (or is it victor? I forget) came along, and poor wee Vera didn't even get a chance :(
Get in there Vera!
That was Louise.
She felt left out, LOL.
BLEH
That was her also...

My karma ran over my dogma

Grifo's picture

I remember this type of comment...

keep the IQ up sweet heart.

Oh and to The All Powerful:
Maybe vera needs a couple to mingle with we already have one homosexual couple after all maybe it's time for 2, I vote our hoodooist and some girl. he like to throw a curse like vera. Maybe a girl to counter balance that, but with a body to make putting up with all the "love and light stuff" easier... :)

LadyBelle's picture

Or how about......

Instead of a girlfriend throw in a little miss wicca/hippie girl. The type that believe in only good energy, white flowing dresses, and pretty flowers where unicorns play. She could develop a crush on poor Vera who doesn't know whether to kill her, protect her like a little sister, or try to turn her on to the darker side of life. Of course publicly she'll threaten violence against the child, but some begrudging feelings can pop up here and there.

Medra's picture

I have to agree with this

I have to agree with this one. Then again, mainly because a character like that would be hilarious.

sister_dark's picture

Yep

It has my vote!
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I wish peanuts could talk....

Derwynog's picture

Vote Yes

Come on, i actually know a wicca/hippie chick...shes lovely and gods i would love to spend some "quality" time with her...lol, but she would fit in perfect with the idea of being Vrea's "other".

Monkey, what monkey, i don't see no blasted monkey!

Willow's picture

Vera needs a girlfriend

So we're back to this again lol...But Vera does deserve a girlfriend. She needs somebody to talk to about all the people she has to deal with at Neo Aquarius. And (side note), if he went around showing everybody the secret handshake it wouldn't be a secret now would it. lol

Blessed be,

Willow

NewMoonDrake's picture

New Girlfriend

I would gladly take the role of Vera's girlfriend. As long as she ignores the fact that I am away in Iraq right now. And that I'm not a girl... *evil grin*

RevCoyote's picture

Nice to see a fellowwar fighter

I just got back from Iraq 3 months ago

NewMoonDrake's picture

Greatings From Baghdad

LOL This is my third Tour here... Starting to get a little board with it.

Armenda's picture

My husband and little

My husband and little brother are in Baghdad too, both of their second tour. My hubby loves this site, his internet just sucks so hard that he can't check the site like he wants to.

silvermoonstar3's picture

Delayed comment.... but

I'm often bored.... How exactly are you becoming board?

_,.:*:.,_Tisiphone_,.:*:.,_

vesta_vesves_star's picture

Aw.....

I wanted to know the all powerful handshake ;_;

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.::You know your awesome when your willing to listen to your friend rant for two hours about how much he wishes there was another guy in his arms right now::.

RoseBelmont's picture

yeah...

me too x.x but don't fret. I'm sure neither of us wanted all we know and love to be destroyed!

*~*The hardest things in life to obtain, more often than not, are the most worthwhile*~*

Armenda's picture

How the hell...

did we get back on the "Vera needs a girlfriend topic"? Geez, people, if y'all keep this up, Shivian's not gonna give her one just to spite us. Besides, how did y'all get onto the topic of a girlfriend for Vera from Marcus and Fishboy talking about the secret handshake?

Lokean_0927's picture

O,o

Agreed... I mean common Let the man Create, Character creation always takes a while...

Lokean_0927's picture

I wonder

Maybe the fish boy is going to Jump ship? O,o Join Up with cremoinalists?
The Again I think the Fishy Girl Would probly castrate him for it
<,<;;; If she hadnt already

zen-lida's picture

Wow...

That must be one hell of a handshake! Why do I have the feeling it involves some kind of prop?

Welcome back home gents (or ladies, whichever youmey be)! *salutes* Thanks for your dedication.

~~Behind every successful man is a woman rolling her eyes~~

Luna's picture

Hummm... Neat-O Handshakes

I once had a close knit group of friends who had a secret handshake... A year later and not having the friends anymore is when I finally figured out the handshake once and for all... That's useless. Yup Yup.

crazycandace's picture

secret handsake??

hmm a secret handshake that distroys non intiates i wonder if that is true...

I never get why people are scared of me.

crazycandace's picture

shake!!!!

ehem i mean handshake -_-;

I never get why people are scared of me.

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