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October 25th, 2007

Creator Commentary

I haven’t had Fundie smote in SUCH a long time, I figured he’d get a big one. Plus this was the first ACTUAL day (October 25th) that the website launched at it’s new domain with it’s first redesign. So, while the strips that came OUT on October 25th were back in September, it actually happened here. I am sure you can figure it out… just bend your mind around a quadruple 90 degree triangle…

— Shivian

Wolfhardt's picture

I sure missed fundies

Submitted by Wolfhardt on Thu, 2007/11/15 - 5:00am.

I sure missed fundies smoting for long.
Feeling better now.

amadeus_rex's picture

oh no, we've been smoted.....

Submitted by amadeus_rex on Thu, 2007/11/15 - 7:55am.

Or is it smot?

I would have thought Fundie would consider all wine "satanized" until it was blessed for the purpose of communion. But I forgot, they use grape juice. Does that meen that the jucie is transmuted into wine and then transmuted into "the Blood"? Hey, Jesus turned water into wine. Why not just use water for communion, you'd get 2 miracles for the price of 1? Of course the lack of any wine taste on your tounge would be a dead giveaway.

Amadeus_rex

FORTE EST VINUM, FORTIOR EST REX, FORTIORES SUNT MULIERES: SUPER OMNIA VINCIT VERITAS.
"Wine is strong, a King is stronger, women are stronger still: but truth conquers all"

Strawberry_11's picture

YAY!!!

Submitted by Strawberry_11 on Thu, 2007/11/15 - 9:37am.

Yay smoting!!! I missed the smoting...

wlfstn961's picture

Smoting

Submitted by wlfstn961 on Thu, 2007/11/15 - 11:19am.

I Love fundie! I just wonder what would happen if he ever tried to Smote the Furthark Kids?

liliana's picture

ummmm . . .

Submitted by liliana on Thu, 2007/11/15 - 2:02pm.

we might never see him again. they have a weird sense of humor

Wolfhardt's picture

Smoting back

Submitted by Wolfhardt on Fri, 2007/11/16 - 5:39am.

I think they would return the favor by smoting fundie, probably with a Thors hammer *evil grin*

Fionn's picture

Define Thor's Hammer

Submitted by Fionn on Thu, 2007/12/06 - 7:05pm.

Would that be a Mjolnr-style sledge, or would that be new drink with mind-bogglingly high levels of alcohol?
___
So this is what happens when demented people play with powerful toys.

NoRSeMaN's picture

accualy....

Submitted by NoRSeMaN on Sat, 2008/08/02 - 11:29pm.

mjolnr wasnt a sledge it was a war hammer or if used as a tool, a maul

Rider of the North,

Josh

Lunar Kitty's picture

Yay !!! I've missed Fundie

Submitted by Lunar Kitty on Thu, 2007/11/15 - 2:50pm.

Yay !!! I've missed Fundie and the smoting so much. :)

zoe.nadja's picture

O.o

Submitted by zoe.nadja on Thu, 2007/11/15 - 5:41pm.

That's certainly a massive smote.

Misty's picture

Hehehe

Submitted by Misty on Thu, 2007/11/15 - 9:03pm.

Yeah he was due for a nice big Smote that's for sure. lol I love these strips...yay for satanized wine i'll have some of that.

Kina's picture

Yay! Smoting!

Submitted by Kina on Sun, 2007/11/18 - 5:07pm.

I missed the smoting, it makes me feel loved!

xXxBlessed BexXx

AmandaJillian's picture

Hehe

Submitted by AmandaJillian on Mon, 2007/11/19 - 2:28am.

Fundie's smoting is fun

demariea_the_midget's picture

awww

Submitted by demariea_the_midget on Wed, 2007/11/21 - 10:49am.

He smotes just to show he cares :D

If he stopped then he just wouldn't be the same fundie anymore...

tikitactinker's picture

your right

Submitted by tikitactinker on Wed, 2007/11/21 - 7:14pm.

They do smote because they care! Doesn't it make you feel loved!

demariea_the_midget's picture

well....

Submitted by demariea_the_midget on Wed, 2007/11/21 - 7:51pm.

I wouldn't exactly say loved....... but if they didn't care about pagans then fundie wouldn't put the effort into smoting. It gives me a warm tingly feeling to know he is wasting his life :D

ItsGreekToMe's picture

Smoting..

Submitted by ItsGreekToMe on Thu, 2007/11/22 - 12:39am.

My favorite one is still Vera's comeback "Now that you've cursed me in your religion, it's my turn, right?"

Or something like that..

demariea_the_midget's picture

me too

Submitted by demariea_the_midget on Sun, 2007/11/25 - 9:32pm.

there is no comeback fundie could use in that situation.

PFGal's picture

Hilarious

Submitted by PFGal on Sun, 2008/02/10 - 11:20pm.

I just love Vera in general and that was a nice one--I loved it.

des felidra's picture

water into wine...

Submitted by des felidra on Fri, 2007/11/23 - 10:36pm.

i can do that, just give me a couple of months, and some sugar, grape juice, yeast...lol I love being able to make wine from home. even if I don't like wine.
"Are you like a crazy person?"
"I am quite sure they will say so."

Archanum's picture

Ummm

Submitted by Archanum on Wed, 2007/12/12 - 1:00pm.

Did anyone else read that as "sanitize" and not "satanize?" I've been working in a lab too long.

Willow's picture

lolz

Submitted by Willow on Thu, 2008/07/31 - 9:37pm.

Don't worry I did the same thing at first. That's what i get for reading this at like 2am lol

Blessed be,

Willow

Willow's picture

lolz

Submitted by Willow on Thu, 2008/07/31 - 9:55pm.

bah...stupid double post

Blessed be,

Willow

vetgirl1205's picture

Did I miss something?

Submitted by vetgirl1205 on Fri, 2007/12/14 - 9:32pm.

I thought he was forbidden to smote them because he made them pure and holy at the RV and Pope show?

Ah, well. Plot holes are more fun anyways!

Charles's picture

You forget the loophole

Submitted by Charles on Fri, 2008/03/14 - 5:57pm.

You forget the loophole, and one of the initial premises of the strip, things aren't supposed to make sense from one strip to the next, he had like five strips on that early on. Although, you are right, still I think a bigger plot hole is Fundie listening to the Pope, most of the fundamentalists that I have met have hated catholics almost as much as they hated me.

perquisitor_omnia's picture

Yeah...

Submitted by perquisitor_omnia on Thu, 2008/07/31 - 8:22pm.

...but the fundie Catholics are the truly scary ones. You know the people that think that Vatican II was the work of Satan himself etc.

Learn the Rules so you know how to break them properly.
--HH the Dalai Lama

TripleGemini's picture

I think I'm smitten by

Submitted by TripleGemini on Tue, 2007/12/25 - 5:19pm.

I think I'm smitten by Fundie's aggressive smoting.

A few vices are sufficient to darken many virtues.
—Plutarch

The Mad Hatter's picture

Oh fundie *hugs* we missed

Submitted by The Mad Hatter on Tue, 2008/04/01 - 8:46pm.

Oh fundie *hugs* we missed your smoteing

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