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April 19th, 2006

heathinn's picture

Doh!!

My wife worships hecate, but she went to Catholic school for elementary and high school. Nothing makes me laugh more than when she gets a xstian who wants to start spewing the bible, she first corrects their misquotes, and then she points out the contradicting passage in another part of the bible. I don't know the bible well, but I am learning quickly that it is all about the contradictions.
“Cattle die and kinsmen die,
thyself too soon must die,
but one thing never, I ween, will die, --
fair fame of one who has earned.”

-Havamal, Verse 76-

Armenda's picture

I have quoted this so many times!

To people who are closed minded about gays. If you're going to spew bible verses, you should at least know how to take it in context.

morganbatchava's picture

Christians are so retarded

Christians are so retarded sometimes... only orthodox Jews can be homophobic.

and its not love bunnies, we cant 'eat' bunnies... but honestly why would you?

Armenda's picture

How about because...

Rabbit meat is very tasty!

Willow's picture

Yup

This is so true. There's so many contradictions and extra rules. It confused me and frightened me which is why I'm no longer Christian. lol

Blessed be,

Willow

perquisitor_omnia's picture

Very true

I have a book that enumerates each and every contradiction in the Christian Bible. Heh, when I started quoting that my fundie parents agreed to "never discuss [my] religion in the house again."

Learn the Rules so you know how to break them properly.
--HH the Dalai Lama

valkyrie_phoenix's picture

Can I have that book? lol...

Can I have that book? lol... I need to persuade my bible bashing housemates that they are a teensy bit wrong...
BB

,;<>;, I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass ,;<>;,
#~~# Fundie is my homboi! "I SMOTE THE WINDOW!"#~~#

SabinMoonshadow's picture

To make one's head burst

Quote the passage from the bible: Exodus 20:3 "You shall have no other Gods before me" giving biblical proof, that there are other Gods, and that you can worship them as well x3 for those who are bible strict anyways

Otherkin Pride

Keep safe~!

CorinRae's picture

Levitical Law Argument (And A Come Back To It)

Here's the fun with getting into a Levitical Law argument. If you point out the other laws, the way Vincent did here, Christians will come back with the argument of "Christ's teachings (and the New Testament in general) made the Levitical Laws defunct" which they use as an excuse for not following them. When you point out to them that the laws are defunct, so you don't have to follow the homosexuality law, they then come back with NT quotes in an attempt to save their own butts (Usually from Paul's letters to the Corinthians and The Book of Revelation). However, if it comes to that, you can then come back with these gems.

John 13:23-25
Now there was leaning on Jesus' bosom one of his disciples, whom Jesus loved. Simon Peter therefore beckoned to him, that he should ask who it should be of whom he spake. He then lying on Jesus' breast saith unto him, Lord, who is it?

Of course, then you get into the "he loved him like a friend" argument, but seriously, friend or not, how many straight men will lay on another man's chest?

--
Wait... What?

sejemaset's picture

i have

I've lain on another man's chest and I'm straight... of course people disagree with me on that point...

Zaglath's picture

I think lawyers wrote the bible

It's got half a page of rules, and then the rest of the book is just exscape clauses, loopholes, and ammendment to the rules.

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