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June 13th, 2003

Akake_Threetails's picture

XD

He wouldn't... :P

How many Discordians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three:Two to catch the giraffe, one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored East German machine parts.

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Yeah.

Peace.

The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for your wits to grow sharper - Eden Philpotts

Tesseract's picture

Huh...

Only three? I'd have thought it would take Five.

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Liu Bei - "Do not do evil because it is a small evil; do not leave undone a small good because it is a small good."

LegionRat's picture

555 hail eris

I agree its gotta be 5, all things are divided into 5's even the things that are not.

People are like books, if you open them up, they are red

pandorawombat's picture

Q: How many Gardnerians...

...does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I can't tell you that -- it's not pertinent to your degree.

"I never met a man I didn't like." -- Will Rogers
"I never liked a man I didn't meet." -- Dorothy Parker
"I never met a man I didn't eat." -- Jeffrey Dahmer