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Tina renounced her vampiric ways?!

Sanity is an illusion, created by the truly insane.

Is that you just KNOW it's Victor on the phone!!

Sanity is an illusion, created by the truly insane.

Cigarettes aren't JUST tobacco. They're filled with all kinds of additives, like tar, ammonia ... ugh, I just looked up the list!

Scary to think I smoked for 12 years ... xP

Sanity is an illusion, created by the truly insane.

That he should have been impeached and charged with war crimes ...

Sanity is an illusion, created by the truly insane.

I learned that a cat will only actually come into contact with the flames ONCE. I had candles burning on the sink while taking a bath, and the cat decided she wanted a drink from the tap.

Last time she went near my candles.

Sanity is an illusion, created by the truly insane.

Was wicked! I loved the Jabberwocky in it ...

Sanity is an illusion, created by the truly insane.

When has Vera ever worn anything other than green?
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"It's not healthy to be sat in front of a screen all day. Why don't you go and watch the TV?" -- friend's mother.

It's one of my favorite costumes! I once went as a witch three years in a row ... and a different costume every time ...

My favorite was when my mother and middle daughter also were witches, and the baby was a black cat! xD

Sanity is an illusion, created by the truly insane.

I've gotten into arguments with people over this! And I'm a solitary Wiccan myself ...

Sanity is an illusion, created by the truly insane.

That I've seen him talk about getting trashed in older strips!!

Sanity is an illusion, created by the truly insane.

It's not a "couple of days," it's over three weeks later!!

Fancy meeting you here, by the way ... :D

Sanity is an illusion, created by the truly insane.

You mean it's not?!

Sanity is an illusion, created by the truly insane.

How he even had the time to do anything to himself! I know how long *I* have to sit in the ER whenever anything happens ... five times would take up all 24 hours of the day!!!

Guess Victor's just that talented, huh?

Sanity is an illusion, created by the truly insane.

How he even had the time to do anything to himself! I know how long *I* have to sit in the ER whenever anything happens ... five times would take up all 24 hours of the day!!!

Guess Victor's just that talented, huh?

Sanity is an illusion, created by the truly insane.

Find the Laughter, make ye merry, touch the heartbeat of our mother.

All I have is four words to say to you... fuego, forzare, and ventas servitas! Taken out more vampires AND werewolves... fe. Dresden rocks, everyone else stinks.

And that's my random and out of context interjection for the millenium.

I still hope for a new strip...
but slowly dying away,
with each passing day...

Find the Laughter, make ye merry, touch the heartbeat of our mother.

Find the Laughter, make ye merry, touch the heartbeat of our mother.

Find the Laughter, make ye merry, touch the heartbeat of our mother.

Find the Laughter, make ye merry, touch the heartbeat of our mother.

I misses OMGs, but perhaps this recipe will make the missing into blissful acquiescence.

Find the Laughter, make ye merry, touch the heartbeat of our mother.

So, so very true!!

Sanity is an illusion, created by the truly insane.

I saw this for the first time around the second anniversary, and it had the same effect both then and now: it brought tears to my eyes, literally. So powerful.

Sanity is an illusion, created by the truly insane.

I do remember reading these ones, years ago, and the collaboration seemed to work so well! Sad that they're gone ...

Sanity is an illusion, created by the truly insane.

Never managed to actually get high off of it, but ... tossing out your fave jingles while sucking it down sure is a great way to pass a night! lmao

Sanity is an illusion, created by the truly insane.

Satan, or the Devil, or whatever, in Legend, and he played Pennywise ... since someone else mentioned that ...

Sanity is an illusion, created by the truly insane.

Don't worry he is alive! Shivian can be found on Twitter and Facebook and he updates often. He has just been really busy and not feeling inspired. http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/shivianbalaris?ref=ts

"Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open." ~Albus Dumbledore; Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

Okay 1) sparkly vampires do work. But Werewolves work better - Team Jacob!

2) Nice one! It would be like when Fundie saw the Pope, but better!

But if OMGs stops then I (among a large portion of the population) will actually lose the will to live! Please Shivian! Do it for the kids if no one else!!!

,; I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass ;,
TRUE BLOOD, TWILIGHT, DR WHO - Nuff said
"Don't make me get out my flying monkeys!!"

yeah i know! I was hoping that he'd have made some kind of 'make-up' comic for such the long wait by now but still we have nothing....at least we can go back and relive the old ones....but new ones would be so much more appreciated!

Wow, It has now, officially, been more than a year since the last oh my gods comic. It is a very sad thing. I still continue to check a few times a week just in case, but with little hope, that there will be a shiny new comic awaiting my eyes as the page finally loads.
However, I have also noticed that Shivian has not seemed to renew his copyright - which seems like a bad sign to me.

Oh well - Shivian, I hope you are doing well, and possibly your wellbeing includes planning on renewing your work with this comic - and even if it does not, I still wish you all the best - It was one heck of a run while it lasted.
As for me, I will still continue to check this site every once in a while, possibly to the end of my days (or until Shivian stops renewing this domain) - and I will continue to hope for a shiny new comic when the page finally loads.

Blessed be everyone :)

"Men are natural warriors, but a woman in battle is truly bloodthirsty"

Omg what if Cher comes to town :) Stan would absolutely flip!!!! Better yet, she shows up at the Gender Blender :)

Making a vampire sparkle is like turning a werewolf into a poodle in the middle of a horror flick. IT JUST DOESN'T WORK!!!

That's probably the best sign I've ever seen at a pride parade.
Ten points to Victor.

And to think, I was too sick to move, and especially too sick to enjoy thanksgiving, the only time there's good food at the chow hall. At least the strip was great :P

I never find pretending to be on the One-Month training exercise or pretending to be deployed very much fun. If I'm camping, it's a tent, a sleeping bag, a sleeping bag pad, a bonfire, and the only food i'd bring is smore ingredients, and assuming it was a drive to camp site instead of a hike-to, I'd bring some dogs and steaks, but usually as a back up if I fail at fishing (usually do >.>)

19, in the army, and still playing everything from ff1 to modern warfare 2. I played pokemon Platinum just before deployment :P Nothing wrong with being a gamer, it's just a different lifestyle than most people.

However, she had a very strong trust in me. Of course, when I told her i was pagan, she asked "isn't that some kind of devil worship?" "Nah, pretty much just a polytheist like the Celts." "Oh, well, uh, what's the morality system like?" "Well, put simply, do whatever the hell you want as long as it isn't at someone else's harm or expense, which of course, is much more of a benign moral code than when I was an atheist" "Good point."
I was lucky to have such open minded grandparents, despite their fundie upbringing. They're proud that I got my certification through Sacred Well and so forth, so my religious support group was awesome. Then again, I told them after I joined the army, so it wasn't like I had to deal with it if they weren't so open minded.

Hey, don't bash the idea. During my current deployment in Iraq, I've had to pull off a sabbat with only a canteen, a lighter, a tea candle, some smokes, dirt, and a utility knife. Sometimes, it really is the thought that counts.

I'm tired of these motherf---ing snakes in this motherf---ing bed!

From high school to army, and my MOS as an electronics maintenance has nothing to do with the fact that I understood every word.

If the pope and fundie worship Cthulu, doesn't that make them (lovecraftian) pagans?

That's not really a chicken . . .

Flyleaf is Christian rock!? I would have never guessed O.o

Of course, comic number 1337 is about Elvis. I was wagering on Cthulu

For some non-western paths (not necessarily 'eastern,' and some shinto-ists) If the Athame was to have an element, it would be spirit, as in Feudal era far east (china and japan) it dishonors a blade to be sheathed without tasting blood. That said, my athame would be very bound to me, as it only knows my blood (just a prick, of course), and therefore is in tune with my life energy.

When you actually get to Jesus' actual teachings, they are very peaceful and such. Now, if Loki was a few of the popes and high-Imams, yeah, that'd make sense.
As for Zeus impregnating Mary, I think his older son was much cooler (alexander the great was said to be fathered by Zeus)

Gnome mage all the way. He, being a computer nut like me, is good with systems and presumably tactical planning. Furthermore, being pagan, he'd be drawn to a class that has some sort of magic, so that takes out rogue, hunter, warrior, and I doubt he'd go for pali (which is stupidly OP) or shaman, which until around last july was ridiculously underpowered. He wouldn't go Preist because well, no one goes preist, unless of course he goes shadow preist. Ice mage, however, is the most powerful build amongst casters for taking on anything but Shadow Preists.

He was the epitome of Christan Forgiveness. My favorite example is when he publicly shook the hand and absolved the man who attempted to assassinate him. I'm not sure what his view was on us Pagans, but if he could forgive the man who shot (at?) him, I'm sure he could have been pretty understanding of other's beliefs.

It's nearly been a year... I can't believe it. I'm honestly shocked that I am still alive after not having OMGs for so long!!!

How depressing. I miss the Futhark Kids and Fundie the most...

*idea bunny comes a-creeping*

**ding**

How about we all post suggestions of weird and crazy things that happen in our lives?? Maybe the Shivster might be inspired. Or may post something so that the Muse we have conjured with our wacko ideas doesn't sit on him...

Okay here's mine:
A myserious obsession with K-Pop appears (Victor I'm guessing... But Vicent could also be susceptable to the virus...) and whoever gets it laments about the cute one leaving 2pm... Or G Dragon's hair in his Heartbraker vid (or the bit where it looks like he is crawling out of a giant inflated vagina....)

START POSTING MY MINIONS *mwahahahahahahahaha*

,; I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass ;,
"All the men I love are fictional" (Hannibal King <3 )